Schnozz

The picture tells the story: mom holds baby down like a prisoner and with one end of the tube in her mouth (or in my family, Dad), and the chamber tip firmly pressed onto bambino's schnozz, and snot is sucked. "Of course" product devotees will tell you He stayed in LA after suffering a broken nose Sunday against the Lakers. The busted schnozz stopped Korver’s streak of 51 straight games with a made 3. 3. Cleveland Cavaliers (43-26) (3) LeBron James went back to Miami on Monday. And lost again. Hey, I’m all for kids learning to play the game, but please keep them next to you. Yes, it enters one’s mind that little Johnny will take a 9 iron up his schnozz on my backswing if he’s too close – not to mention it’s distracting. People playing I don’t need green beer to prove my heritage. Actually all I have to do is gaze in the mirror. Once look at the ‘schnozz’ that so prominently defines my face leaves all doubt behind as to my gene lines. Happy St. Patrick’s Day. And dad, your tie “Ew,” grimaces my mate. “Not hot.” No, schnozz holes are not generally considered erogenous zones. But I swear the addition of the neti pot to my daily ablutions has greatly enhanced my appreciation for the conspicuous concupiscence going on out ther What’s in a nose? A lot judging by the nine different styles unveiled by charity Comic Relief for this year’s Red Nose Day on March 13. This year marks the 27th anniversary of the charity initiative and for it, each nose has a name and character back .

Dear Dr. Schnozz: My granny tells me that my flu symptoms would be better if I used a “poultice.” What’s a poultice, and where can I get one? Dear Reader: The bad news is that a poultice is something that smells horrible and is smeared on cloth and Wait 'til Simon hears about this! As first reported by "EXTRA," ever loopy "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend, when she tripped while trying to avoid stepping on her dog -- a large, threatening, fear-instilling chihuahua Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (rarely) or design (almost always). "IF you didst know and obviously you didn't. LARRY BIRKHEAD HAD A NOSE JOB HIS NOSE WAS HUGE! The Millstone is entirely volunteer-run. Please consider a small donation to help us defray the costs of web hosting, Access to Information requests, and other expenses. We accept credit cards and PayPal. .

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